The panda and the pangolin -- The neighbor's dismay -- Bamboozled -- The haunting -- The flippy, floppy flappers -- The helpful pet -- Prickly lot -- 13,841,287,201 nonsense poems in one! -- Our favorite uncle -- Permanent guests -- Taxi crab -- There's a dragon in my wagon -- Yum-yum food: the dragon's ditty -- LOUDER -- Brouhaha: a cracked-concrete poem -- TU-BAA-BAA -- Unruly bunch -- The pouch -- Itty bitty monstrosities -- Slobberly slobs -- The neighbor's rant -- A hatful of dragons -- Duel with a mosquito -- Fifty ukuleles -- Time machine -- The thin twin's tin: a twingue twister -- Roller coaster -- Australian animal chant -- The band-aid and the chewing gum -- Psssssssttt!!!.
Summary
"Warning: this book has dragons, robot uncles, aliens, a combative mosquito and, most dangerous of all, more than 13.8 billion poems, conveniently fit into 64 pages of pure silliness. You may never stop reading!"--Front jacket flap.