Cover; Half-Title; Title Page; Copyright; Dedication; Epigraph; In Which ... ; Foreword; Introduction; 1. I Count My Blessings; 2. I Reveal How This Book Was Born; 3. Jack White Denied Vinyl Was Dead; 4. Vinyl Escapes from the Grave; 5. I Fear a Nightmare Dream; 6. I'm Shaky All Over; 7. I'm a Record Lover; 8. I Ask How Much Mint Matters; 9. I'm Out of Condition; 10. I Tull You About Jethro; 11. I'm Stoned; 12. I Discover Psychedelia & Acid Rock ... Man!; 13. I Celebrate My Anniversary Alone; 14. I Regret Selling My Vinyl Soul for Filthy Lucre; 15. I Feel Sutch Melancholy, 16. I Take on a Haunted Look17. I Express My Disdain for Record Store Day; 18. We Go Kiwi; 19. Oz is Wizard; 20. I'm Hungary for Vinyl; 21. I Recall Concrete Memories of Local Gigs; 22. I Act Post Haste; 23. I Decide Fairs are Fair; 24. I Punctuate Hendrix with Grammatical Grumbling; 25. Addicts, Compulsives and Hoarders Appear; 26. Mark My Words, I Consider Pathological Collecting; 27. I Try to Come Clean; 28. I Sniff Out Julian's Problem; 29. I Fail to Score; 30. I Doubt a Bowie Blotch; 31. The Show Mustn't Go On; 32. I Wonder What Comes First -- Disc or Gig?; 33. I Back a Real Winner, 34. I Bet on My Future35. Music is My First Love; 36. I Snap -- Amen to That!; 37. I Reveal Vinyl Suicide Techniques; 38. I Enjoy a Pierless Experience; 39. I'm Love-ing It!; 40. I Stand Julian Up; 41. I Ask: Could CDs Become the 'New' Vinyl?; 42. I Pose a Question of Moral Judgement; 43. I Compliment Complications; 44. I Channel the Hunt for Record Shops; 45. I'm Listing to One Side; 46. I Wonder How to Make Money by Selling Vinyl; 47. I Contemplate Devastating Loss; 48. A Loss is Dealt With, By George!; 49. I'm Floating an Idea ... ; 50. I Come Across Fake News; 51. I Get Bladdered, and 52. I'm Beatling Along53. An Anorexic Mannequin is Proudly Regarded; 54. I Date Julian; 55. A Friend's Pleas Don't Please Me; 56. I Realise -- I'm 'Record Guy'; 57. Vinyl Peeves Appear; 58. 'Mountain Boy' is Reborn; 59. I Remember Bruce Langsman; 60. There are Deaths in the Vinyl Family; 61. I Fear Record Shop Rage; 62. I Wonder What's Going On; 63. I Sign Off; 64. And Vinyly; Epilogue; Bibliography
