Machine generated contents note: ch. 1 Mrs. QGoes Undercover (Like a Beef Patty Masquerading as Meatloaf) -- ch. 2 Do You Want Guilt with That? -- ch. 3 Pizza with a Side of Paranoia -- ch. 4 Food Is Personal -- ch. 5 Peeking Out from Behind the Curtain -- ch. 6 I'm a Pepperidge Farm Goldfish! -- ch. 7 Getting Chewed Up by Corporate America -- ch. 8 Baby Carrots Can't Go Outside to Play -- ch. 9 Mrs. Q, Unmasked and in the Trenches -- ch. 10 A Return to Routine Food -- ch. 11 Fruit Juice Is Pure Sugar (and Other Things You Already Knew) -- ch. 12 The Bagel Dog Stops Here -- ch. 13 Put a Spork in Me; I'm Done!.